With clothing collections like Harry Potter, Star Wars, Middle Earth, and more recently Adventure Time and Batman, it’s safe to say Black Milk is the number one stop to kit yourself out in geeky fandom wear. The upcoming release of their Game Of Thrones collection has not only got me constantly refreshing my online banking in the hope that money shall miraculously appear into my account, but it also got me thinking about what other awesome things I’d like to see printed onto nylon.

I thought I’d share with you 5 collections that I would LOVE to see up on the Black Milk site.
I also thunked up some designs and done did some sketches to show you what I think they should look like. Don’t say I’m not good to you.
Now obviously I’m not a fashion designer, or a designer of any sort, for that matter. As you can tell I can’t draw hands, or faces, or uh.. anything really. So feel free to have a giggle at how awful these drawings are, I wont mind. I had so much fun drawing them, and it was an excuse to ignore my mountain of laundry!

SO here they are in no particular order, the five collections that I want Black Milk to make so I can wear them all over mah bodeh


Now I’ve played a fair few video games in my time but none have kept me as captivated as the Portal games. It has everything you could possibly want from a game.
Mind-testing puzzles – Check
Bad ass female protagonist – Check
Sassy yet sinister robotic antagonist – Check
Oh, and then there’s the constant promise of cake, and we all know how much I love cake.

I actually thought up two pieces, the first being a plain tee with the Aperture Science logo,  and the second being a pair of funky leggings with portals all over them. Keepin’ it simples.

potal leggings


Pushing Daises

We don’t talk about Pushing Daises.
But if we did.. I’d want pretty dresses with pies and flowers and bees.

But we don’t talk about Pushing Daises.

It Hurts. Too much.

Pushing daises


The Very Hungry Caterpillar

of course I had to include The Very Hungry Caterpillar! I don’t keep it a secret that I collect EVERYTHING to do with the hungry caterpillar, and I happen to own two homemade skirts. But leggings, I do not own. I’m not even sure if Very Hungry Caterpillar leggings exist (of course they don’t, if they did I’d have found them by now) which is why I’ve featured them on my list. IMAGINE if Black Milk created some, a girl can dream can’t she?

The Very Hungry Caterpillar Leggings 

The Walking Dead

Since coming back from the mid-season break I’ve been pretty disappointed with The Walking Dead, but that doesn’t stop it being one of my favourite shows (I also really fancy Glenn, so maybe that helps a bit.)
I’m a big fan of this swim with Aragorn’s face all up between the boobage, but you know who’s more badass than Aragorn? Daryl Dixon. I thought he deserved to be all up on the boobage too, y’know? Which is why I drew up this design, with Daryl looking all smouldering like the absolute BOSS he is.

thw walking dead


Breaking Bad

It’s safe to say Breaking Bad has been the show of the decade. I’ve yet to meet a person who doesn’t sing its praise, and if I have then I probably just didn’t listen to them because they are WRONG!!
Seriously though, I’m surprised Black Milk haven’t already created a collection filled with hazmat suits and drug overlords.
So how would I want to pay homage to one of my all-time favourite TV shows I hear you ask? By covering my body with that infamous blue meth?
You’re goddamn right.
Breaking Bad Black Milk

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